I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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