I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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