If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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