How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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