Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
