Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I have post one night stand depression
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