im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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