talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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