Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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