Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
