"it" just moved
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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