i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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