I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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