My liver just broke up with me...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
pray to the hookup gods
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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