For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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