My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was confusing and full of hummus
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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