The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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