He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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