i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I hate all girls vehemently.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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