i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
