I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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