I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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