I want to have your abortion
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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