You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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