just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
