loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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