so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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