This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just googled if crying burns calories
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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