69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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