she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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