the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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