used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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