quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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