I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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