fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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