Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I had to cum in my sink.
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