be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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