the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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