Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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