And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
whose parrot is this?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
