just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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