Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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