OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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