Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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