He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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