People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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