is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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