real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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