If i come over, it means nothing
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
