I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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