I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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