There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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