my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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