Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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