Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
