After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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