im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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