Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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