im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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