Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude i'm inner monologue high
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
