Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
