Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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